Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Monday, September 13, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

How Not to Park Your Jet Ski

Trailer? Fuck that noise, I gots me a perfectly good white van. Fuck you and your fuckin trailer bullsh....

Monday, June 07, 2010

Good Arsonist

Hello, I'm an arsonist and I'm good at my job...

Towel Art FAIL

Enjoy this wholesome, totally appropriate video of a kid that doesn't make a towel penis.

Sweet Guitar Trick

This is what you deserve for trying to sound like Limp Bizkit...

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Scarlet Takes A Tumble

Big girls singing on little coffee tables. Bad idea. Funny video.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Gasoline Bonfire Lighting

Gasoline + Fire = The best idea I've ever had.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Reporter as Poor Car Prowler

All it takes is a few seconds...

Friday, May 21, 2010

Winnebago Man

Perhaps Jack Rebney shouldn't be selling Winnebagos, but I'm sure glad he is...

A man named Jack Rebney is Winnebago Man. These are the outtakes and tirades pieced together by the video crew Mr. Rebney hired to assist in making a promotional video for marketing RVs. There are several versions of this file on YouTube. This one runs over 4 minutes and features Winnebago Man's hatred for flies and several long swearing and cursing montages.

Skateboard step and repeat

Watching this video makes my balls bleed a bit too...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Curb Your Enthusiasm (as well as your dignity)

I like that instead of fixing the problem this business chose to set up a spy cam...

Wedding Party Falls In Lake

I wonder if these wedding photographers got any referrals from this gig?

Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom

Monday, May 17, 2010

Track and Field FAIL

You'd think a competing Track & Field athlete would better understand where to walk and what areas to avoid....

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Wedding DJ Fail

I wonder if I'd get more or less gigs performing this way...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Super-Powered Carousel

This is such a good idea I'm going to sit here casually smoking whilst I ride. Well, wait, here hold this, just in case...

Monday, May 03, 2010

Pole Vault Superstar

Watch me pole vault my nuts off. Literally.

Psychic Psucks

My name is James Van Praagh. I'm a professional Psychic. This psychic shit is real. I'm really good. And really psychic. I can't help that these fucking audience members won't buy into my bullshitfasttalkingrubbish. They're flushing my hit/miss ratio right down the shitter.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Reporter Gets Too Close to News

One of the many hazards of reporting on poop water.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Chinese Soldier Grenade Throw Fail

OK, so i just throw this out of the protective shelter we're standing in so we can watch it explode, right? Got it.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hockey Coach Loses His Mind

I find this technique often makes refs reverse their decisions...

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Meet Allison, the teenage girl who inhales computer duster cleaner for fun, 24hrs a day

Who ever edited this video deserves a fucking Academy Award for best asshole! You my friend are a genius. You can't see me right now but i'm standing up and clapping for you right now... I'm standing up and clapping for your love of schadenfreude.

How to hurdle jump on your nuts

I have great idea! Let's put a hurdle jump in front of a pool of water, in hopes of the track getting wet from splashes and causing people to slip before they jump! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GENIUSES!!!! The roar of ooooooohhhh & aaaahhhhaaa followed by laughter is makes me smile into a cardiac arrest.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Dirt Ramp FAIL

No words necessary....

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Bus Fight

I will kick your 67 year old ass; oh, wait, I mean an old man is going to beat the shit out of me. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Amazing Safety Rope Saves Everyone

With ropes like these, who needs enemies...

Thursday, February 04, 2010

Frog Fail

Mmmmm, lunch, oh, shit, wait...

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Man Deadlifts 329 lbs, Passes Out

FUCK, I am SO FUCKING STRONG. Watch me lift this SHIT. Now watch me walk over here an....

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Best FAILS of 2009

Just under 7 minutes of "I'm glad it wasn't me" moments...