Friday, June 11, 2010

How Not to Park Your Jet Ski

Trailer? Fuck that noise, I gots me a perfectly good white van. Fuck you and your fuckin trailer bullsh....

Monday, June 07, 2010

Good Arsonist

Hello, I'm an arsonist and I'm good at my job...

Towel Art FAIL

Enjoy this wholesome, totally appropriate video of a kid that doesn't make a towel penis.

Sweet Guitar Trick

This is what you deserve for trying to sound like Limp Bizkit...

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Scarlet Takes A Tumble

Big girls singing on little coffee tables. Bad idea. Funny video.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Gasoline Bonfire Lighting

Gasoline + Fire = The best idea I've ever had.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Reporter as Poor Car Prowler

All it takes is a few seconds...

Friday, May 21, 2010

Winnebago Man

Perhaps Jack Rebney shouldn't be selling Winnebagos, but I'm sure glad he is...

A man named Jack Rebney is Winnebago Man. These are the outtakes and tirades pieced together by the video crew Mr. Rebney hired to assist in making a promotional video for marketing RVs. There are several versions of this file on YouTube. This one runs over 4 minutes and features Winnebago Man's hatred for flies and several long swearing and cursing montages.

Skateboard step and repeat

Watching this video makes my balls bleed a bit too...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Curb Your Enthusiasm (as well as your dignity)

I like that instead of fixing the problem this business chose to set up a spy cam...

Wedding Party Falls In Lake

I wonder if these wedding photographers got any referrals from this gig?

Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom

Monday, May 17, 2010

Track and Field FAIL

You'd think a competing Track & Field athlete would better understand where to walk and what areas to avoid....

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Wedding DJ Fail

I wonder if I'd get more or less gigs performing this way...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Super-Powered Carousel

This is such a good idea I'm going to sit here casually smoking whilst I ride. Well, wait, here hold this, just in case...

Monday, May 03, 2010

Pole Vault Superstar

Watch me pole vault my nuts off. Literally.

Psychic Psucks

My name is James Van Praagh. I'm a professional Psychic. This psychic shit is real. I'm really good. And really psychic. I can't help that these fucking audience members won't buy into my bullshitfasttalkingrubbish. They're flushing my hit/miss ratio right down the shitter.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Reporter Gets Too Close to News

One of the many hazards of reporting on poop water.